I'm Not Much Of A Partier Anymore.

I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About Regrets Because There's Nothing I Can Do.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

The Younger Generation Of Performers Really Enjoy Their Success. Its Like They Know Their Moment Is Here Right Now And Probably Won't Be Here In A Few Years.

I Have A Golden Lab Who Goes Everywhere With Me. He's A Great Leveler.

You're My Favorite Mistake