The Writer Walks Out Of His Workroom

My Dear Young Fellow,' The Old-green-grasshopper Said Gently, 'there Are A Whole Lot Of Things In This World Of Ours You Haven't Started Wondering About Yet.

Poor Earthworm,' The Ladybird Said, Whispering In James's Ear. 'he Loves To Make Everything Into A Disaster. He Hates To Be Happy. He Is Only Happy When He Is Gloomy.

Never Mind About 1066 William The Conqueror, 1087 William The Second. Such Things Are Not Going To Affect One?s Life...but 1932 The Mars Bar And 1936 Maltesers And 1937 The Kit Kat - These Dates Are Milestones In History And Should Be Seared Into The Memory Of Every Child In The Country.

I Never Get Any Protests From Children. All You Get Are Giggles Of Mirth And Squirms Of Delight. I Know What Children Like.

Life Is More Fun If You Play Games.