Life Is More Fun If You Play

The Witching Hour, Somebody Had Once Whispered To Her, Was A Special Moment In The Middle Of The Night When Every Child And Every Grown-up Was In A Deep Deep Sleep, And All The Dark Things Came Out From Hiding And Had The World All To Themselves.

I Want An Oompa-loompa!' Screamed Veruca.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.

Don't Gobblefunk Around With Words.

If The Good Lord Intended For Us To Walk, He Wouldn't Have Invented Rollar Skates.