Life Is More Fun If You Play

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are Or What You Look Like, So Long As Somebody Loves You.

If The Good Lord Intended For Us To Walk, He Wouldn't Have Invented Rollar Skates.

Mr. Twit Was A Twit. He Was Born A Twit. And, Now At The Age Of Sixty, He Was A Bigger Twit Than Ever.

If My Books Can Help Children Become Readers Then I Feel I Have Accomplished Something Important.

I'm Right And You're Wrong, I'm Big And You're Small, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.