I Wonder If There Were Any Goths

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

Here Is A Tip For All You Young People Drinking Wine. With Pasta, Drink White Wine. With Steak, Drink Red Wine. And If You're Vegan, You're Annoying.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Love Steven Wright. I Was In High School In The '80s, And There Was A Lot Of Stand Up On Television.