The Worshiper Is The Father Of The

The Chief Contribution Of Protestantism To Human Thought Is Its Massive Proof That God Is A Bore.

He Who Eats Alone Chokes Alone.

America's Biggest Failure Is Its Inability To Take Comedy Seriously.

I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I Dislike Slaves.

I Believe There Is A Limit Beyond Which Free Speech Cannot Go, But It's A Limit That's Very Seldom Mentioned. It's The Point Where Free Speech Begins To Collide With The Right To Privacy. I Don't Think There Are Any Other Conditions To Free Speech. I've Got A Right To Say And Believe Anything I Please, But I Haven't Got A Right To Press It On Anybody Else. .... Nobody's Got A Right To Be A Nuisance To His Neighbors.