Let's Not Burn The Universities Yet. After

I Roll Out Of My Couch Every Morning With The More Agreeable Expectations.

Complete Masculinity And Stupidity Are Often Indistinguishable.

There Is A Saying In Baltimore That Crabs May Be Prepared In Fifty Ways And That All Of Them Are Good.

Philosophy Consists Very Largely Of One Philosopher Arguing That All Others Are Jackasses. He Usually Proves It, And I Should Add That He Also Usually Proves That He Is One Himself.

Puritanism. The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere, May Be Happy.