The World Sucks, People Are Not True

I Never Really Knew About My Ancestors Until This Year, When I Learned That The Name Cobain Was Irish. My Parents Had Never Bothered To Find That Stuff Out.

I'm Too Busy Acting Like I'm Not Naive. I've Seen It All, I Was Here First.

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I've Had This Terrible Stomach Problem For Years, And That Has Made Touring Difficult. People Would See Me Sitting In The Corner By Myself Looking Sick And Gloomy. The Reason Is That I Was Trying To Fight Against The Stomach Pain, Trying To Hold My Food Down. People Looked Me And Assumed I Was Some Kind Of Addict.