The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost

Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For People With No Teeth.

I Went To The Un And Even The Guidebook Was Spineless.

The Patriots Deflated Balls Are But An Allegory For America's Deflated Balls In Dealings With Putin, The Mullahs In Iran, And Islamic Terrorists.

I've Seen Better Coverage At An Alan Keyes Press Conference.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.