The World Is A Prison In Which

No Ideas And The Ability To Express Them - That's A Journalist.

Journalists Write Because They Have Nothing To Say, And Have Something To Say Because They Write.

The Mission Of The Press Is To Spread Culture While Destroying The Attention Span.

Through My Satire I Make Little People So Big That Afterwards They Are Worthy Objects Of My Satire And No One Can Reproach Me Any Longer.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.