The World Can Be Such A Fright,

I Grew Up In Scotland In The 1970s. There Was Not Much Money. The Most Popular Christmas Toy Was Probably A Potato.

My Father Had A Very Unusual Psychic Ability, He Could Detect Water. It's Called Divining. He Would Use A Y-shaped U-branch, And He Could Find Water With That, Which Is A Very Impressive Skill In A Country Where It Rains 365 Days Of The Year.

I Watched The Republican Debate. At One Point, The Candidates Said There Are No Classes In America, A Point Then Hotly Debated By All Six Rich White Guys That Were There.

It 's The Time Of Year When Canadians Mate.

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.