I Have A Deep And Profound Mistrust

I Know That's Not The Right Accent, But I Can't Do The Right Accent. It's Either The Wrong Accent Or Another Octomom Joke.

Here In California, We Passed A Law Against Texting While Driving. But There's No Law Preventing You From Writing A Letter While Driving.

All They Teach You In Drama School Is How To Do Stage Fights And Be A Pain In Rehearsals.

If You Know Anything About Me - And, If You Do, I'm Sorry That Your Life Turned Out Like That.

I Hope What I Do Has An Art To It, And As An Artist You Have To Try New Things And Keep Yourself Entertained.