I Have A Deep And Profound Mistrust

I Only Like Sports That Bond Villains Played.

Other Than The Laws Of Physics, Rules Have Never Really Worked Out For Me.

I Used To Love Going Fishing. I Think It Was Really About The Clothes. Nothing Says Real Man Like A Vest With 38 Pockets And A Mesh Hat With Hooks In It.

Tomorrow Is Your Future's Yesterday.

Gas Prices - It Is $6 A Gallon Here. People In L.a. Are Furious. You Can't Tell, Of Course, Because Of The Botox.