The Word 'indie' Is Meaningless Now. It's

There's More To Life Than Books You Know, But Not Much More.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

And If I Seem A Little Strange Well, That's Because I Am

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt.

I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat And Middle-aged.