The Wisest Fool In Christendom.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Thrash Another, He Must Also Make Up His Mind To Be A Little Thrashed Himself.

Were I Not A King, I Would Be A University Man.

A Custom Loathsome To The Eye, Hateful To The Nose, Harmful To The Brain, Dangerous To The Lungs, And In The Black, Stinking Fume Thereof Nearest Resembling The Horrible Stygian Smoke Of The Pit That Is Bottomless.

It Is Atheism And Blasphemy To Dispute What God Can Do: Good Christians Content Themselves With His Will Revealed In His Word.

Smoking Is Hateful To The Nose, Harmful To The Brain, And Dangerous To The Lungs.