Much Melancholy Has Devolved Upon Mankind, And

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

After His Death The Gardener Does Not Become A Butterfly, Intoxicated By The Perfumes Of The Flowers, But A Garden Worm Tasting All The Dark, Nitrogenous, And Spicy Delights Of The Soil.

A Short Life Is Better For Mankind, For A Long Life Would Deprive Man Of His Optimism.

Nothing Is Stranger To Man Than His Own Image.

Relativism Is Not Indifference; On The Contrary, Passionate Indifference Is Necessary In Order For You Not To Hear The Voices That Oppose Your Absolute Decrees...