The Whole Slacker Generation Totally Didn't Apply

When I Listen To The Radio, I Just Hear So Much Music That Doesn't Even Sound Like People. The Vocals Are All Tuned, And The Drums Are All Fake.

I Think Actually Singing The Words Is More Therapeutic Than Just Sitting Down To Write Them, Because Then You Are Letting It Out, And It's Coming From Your Gut.

I'm A Skinny, Geeky, High School Dropout - It Works, Kids! Sensitive Guys Always Get The Girl. You'll Get Laid 10 Times As Much As That Guy On The Football Team 'cause He's On Steroids And He's Gonna Get Fat.

Neil Young Is My Hero, And Such A Great Example. You Know What That Guy Has Been Doing For The Past 40 Years? Making Music. That's What That Guy Does. Sometimes You Pay Attention, Sometimes You Don't. Sometimes He Hands It To You, Sometimes He Keeps It To Himself. He's A Good Man With A Beautiful Family And Wonderful Life.

People Should Never Be Afraid That Foo Fighters Are Ever Going To Break Up, It's Like Your Grandparents Getting Divorced - It's Not Gonna Happen.