The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is

It Is Easy To Assume A Habit; But When You Try To Cast It Off, It Will Take Skin And All.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.

Experience Increases Our Wisdom But Doesn't Reduce Our Follies.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.