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Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.

Marriage, In My View, Should Be A Balanced Stalemate Between Equal Adversaries.

Exaggeration Is The Cheapest Form Of Humor.

A Church Ought To Express The Joy Of Religion As Well As Its Majesty.

The Cat Horus Shot Out From Under The Table And Headed For The Door, His Ears Flattened And His Tail Straight Out. There He Encountered Abdullah, Who Had Been Waiting For Us On The Verandah And Who Had, I Supposed, Been Alarmed By Emerson's Shouts And Hurried To Discover What Disaster Had Prompted Them. The Cat Got Entangled In Abdullah's Skirts And A Brief Interval Of Staggering (by Abdullah), Scratching (by Horus) And Swearing (by Both Parties) Ensued Before Horus Freed Himself And Departed.