The Way I See It, You Should

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

Yes, I've Kissed A Lot Of Guys. I Like To Kiss, But That's It. I Don't Go Home With Anyone. I Sleep With My Animals, Like My Baby Monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

Ibiza, If You've Never Been There Before, Is Very Overwhelming. It's Like Nowhere On Earth. The Best Advice Is To Sleep As Late As Possible Because Nothing Gets Going Until Around 3am And It Goes Until Like 7 Or 8.

Wal-mart... Do They Like Make Walls There?