My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.

There Will Come A Day A Hazy Day In May Or A Storm In Mid-december When You Need Someone Just To Have A Little Fun Then I Could Be The Perfect Girl For You.

Whatever I Write In Email, It Doesn't Mean Anything. It Is Just Words I Write.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.