My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring And Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do.

I Travel Around The World Constantly Promoting My Projects And Endorsing Products. Yes, I Do Get Paid To Go To Parties; In Fact, I'm The Person Who Started The Whole Trend Of Paid Appearances. But When You See Me At A Party, I'm Always Working Or Promoting Something.

I'm So Smart Now. Everyone's Always Like 'take Your Top Off'. Sorry, No! They Always Want To Get That Money Shot. I'm Not Stupid.