The Way I See It, Life Is

I Don't Think His Elevator Went All The Way To The Top Anymore, If You Know What I Mean

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

Ranger Locked Eyes With Me. "please," He Said. Tank And Hal Were Goggle-eyed. They Weren't Used To "please." I Wasn't Used To It Either. But I Liked It. Okay," I Said. "be Careful. He's Insane.

Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she Hates When I Get Shot." To My Recollection, The Only Other Time Gazarra Was Shot Was When He Was Playing Quick Draw In The Police Station Elevator And His Gun Accidentally Discharged. The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Elevator Wall And Lodged In Gazarra's Right Buttock.

I Really Wouldn't Classify The Books As Mysteries. I Prefer To Say That They're Adventures.