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When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

I May Not Be The Most Patient Woman In The World, Or The Most Glamorous, Or The Most Athletic, But I'm Right Up There At The Top Of The Line When It Comes To Resiliency.

Ranger Smiled. 'you Want Me To Be Superman? Spend The Night With Me.

I Exchanged My Flannel Shirt For A Rangers Jersey And Zapped The Television On. Probably I Should Make More Phone Calls, But The Rangers Were Playing And Priorities Were Priorities.

Ranger Is An Unusual Name," She Managed. "is It A Nickname?" It's A Street Name," Ranger Said. "i Was A Ranger In The Army." I Heard About Them Rangers On Tv," Grandma Said. "i Heard They Get Dogs Pregnant." My Father's Mouth Dropped Open And A Piece Of Ham Fell Out. My Mother Froze, Her Fork Poised In Midair. That's Sort Of A Joke," I Told Grandma. "rangers Don't Get Dogs Pregnant In Real Life." I Looked At Ranger For Corroboration And Got Another Smile.