The Waste Of Plenty Is The Resource

When Scythrop Grew Up, He Was Sent, As Usual, To A Public School, Where A Little Learning Was Painfully Beaten Into Him, And From Thence To The University, Where It Was Carefully Taken Out Of Him.

Laughter Is Pleasant, But The Exertion At My Age Is Too Much For Me.

Names Are Changed More Readily Than Doctrines, And Doctrines More Readily Than Ceremonies.

Nothing Can Be More Obvious Than That All Animals Were Created Solely And Exclusively For The Use Of Man.

The Present Is Our Own; But While We Speak, We Cease From Its Possession, And Resign The Stage We Tread On, To Another Race, As Vain, And Gay, And Mortal As Ourselves.