Sir, I Have Quarrelled With My Wife;

A Book That Furnishes No Quotations, Is Me Judice, No Book, — It Is A Plaything.

Marriage May Often Be A Stormy Lake, But Celibacy Is Almost Always A Muddy Horsepond.

Laughter Is Pleasant, But The Exertion At My Age Is Too Much For Me.

My Quarrel With Him Is, That His Works Contain Nothing Worth Quoting; And A Book That Furnishes No Quotations, Is Me Judice, No Book,—it Is A Plaything.

Laughter Ispleasant, Butthe Exertion Istoomuchfor Me.