The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary

I Never Say I Work In Television, I Say I Get To Work In Television.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

I Better Be Honest About My Feelings, Even Those Involving Loneliness, Jealousy, And Fear.

In The Case Of Tori Spelling, There Were Two Apology Emails.