The Universe Doesn't Decide What's Right Or

He's Not My Step Brother Technically, So I Think It's Okay That I Kissed Him Once.

You Know The Reason The Beatles Made It So Big?...'i Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First Single....brilliant. Perhaps The Most...brilliant Song Ever Written. Because They Nailed It. That's What Everyone Wants. Not 24/7 Hot Wet Sex. Not A Marriage That Lasts A Hundred Years. Not A Porsche...or A Million-dollar Crib. No. They Wanna Hold Your Hand. They Have Such A Feeling That They Can't Hide. Every Single Successful Song Of The Past Fifty Years Can Be Traced Back To 'i Wanna Hold Your Hand.' And Every Single Successful Love Story Has Those Unbearable And Unbearably Exciting Moments Of Hand-holding.

The Only Use She Has For The Word Fun Is To Make The Word Funeral.

Friendship Is Love As Much As Any Romance. And Like Any Love, It’s Difficult And Treacherous And Confusing. But In The Moment When Your Knees Touch, There’s Nothing Else You Could Ever Want.

I Can Be A Badass Dj When I Want, But I Am Also An Insufferable Music Snob.