The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against

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Midnight, And The Kitties Are Sleeping.

Two Creative Spirits In A Relationship, I Don't Think That's The Best Way To Go.

How Many People Saw Arnold's Speech Last Night? I Haven't Seen That Many Kennedys In One Place Since Their Last Trial.

Apparently, There's Something Hinky About The New Iphones. They're Not Hooked Up Right. ... There's A Problem With The Antenna. They Don't Like To Be Held - Like My Ex-wife.