One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq,

This Hillary Clinton Scandal Has To Do With Emails. All I Get Are Emails For Canadian Viagra.

Do You Know Who Is Ready To Go With The Presidential Campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb Already Has Plans To End The War In Iraq That His Brother Started. All He Needs Is A Hot Tub Time Machine.

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.

Donald Trump Announced That He Is Not Running For President. He Would Rather Spend His Time Making Gary Busey Sell Snapple On The Street.

Newt Gingrich's Campaign Is Broke. All The Money Gone. So Now He's Charging $50 For A Photo. And For $100 You Can Marry Him.