The Truth Is, I Can’t Read Anything

I Was Married Once Before, And I Stopped.

I Think The Reason Jesus Is So Popular, Just On A Celebrity Level, Is That He Died At The Peak Of His Career.

It May Have Lost Its Special-ness Forever And The Clubs Might Not Being Doing Well But I Think Standup Is In The Best Shape It Has Been In A Long Time.

Faith In The Face Of Disappointment Is Only Enhanced By Laughter In The Face Of Pain.

Americans Don't Understand Irony? I Am An Intelligent Person Living In The United States. My Entire Existence Is Ironic.