The Truth Is For Suckers, Johnny Boy!

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

I'm Still Alive, Which Is Pretty Cool.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Right Now Is Winning.

I've Got Volumes On How Not To Behave. I've Got More Information Now Than A Guy Should Have At My Age.

Sometimes The Right Choice Seems Great At The Moment, But Then Suddenly It's As If Somebody Detonated A Suicide Bomb.