The True Meaning Of Feminism Is This:

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Named My Sons Brandon And Dylan After The Beverly Hills 90210 Characters. Both Of Them Were Born In My Bathroom. I Had Dylan In My Tub, And He Came Out Underwater.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!

I Love Doing What I Do, But I Don't Like Seeing The Finished Product.

You Grow Up And Change Your Look. I Feel Different From How I Did In My Playboy Days. Now I Think I'm In Charge Of Toning Down My Look Or Not.