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I Always Think Clothes Make You Look Fat, So I Prefer To Be Naked.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

I Love Doing What I Do, But I Don't Like Seeing The Finished Product.

Sometimes Sex Gets In The Way Of A Relationship.