The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

Character Is What Emerges From All The Little Things You Were Too Busy To Do Yesterday, But Did Anyway.

To Talk Easily With People, You Must Firmly Believe That Either You Or They Are Interesting. And Even Then It's Not Easy.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.