The Trouble With The World Is That

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.