The Trouble With The World Is That

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Some Men Are So Eager For Success That They Are Even Willing To Work For It.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.