The Trouble With The World Is That

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.