The Trouble With The World Is That

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.