The Trouble With The World Is That

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.