The Trouble With The World Is That

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.