The Trouble With People Like Tony Blair

My Friends Are All Megalomaniacs - From Damien Hirst To Jack Nicholson - All Of Them.

Fortunately I Didn't Get Educated Because If I'd Got Educated I'd Be An Educated Fool Now.

I Had A Terrible Time With Feminists In The Seventies. They Hated Me, Those Women. I Think They Hated Everything.

All I Could Do At School Was Paint And Draw And That Was The Only Time I Ever Passed Any Exam. It Was The Only Thing I Ever Got Right At School.

My Paintings Are Rubbish.