The Skull Is Nature's Sculpture.

I Left School On My 15th Birthday.

I Had A Terrible Time With Feminists In The Seventies. They Hated Me, Those Women. I Think They Hated Everything.

I Was A Terrible Father. The Most I Ever Did For My Children Was To Teach Them Chess. At Least They Got That.

All I Could Do At School Was Paint And Draw And That Was The Only Time I Ever Passed Any Exam. It Was The Only Thing I Ever Got Right At School.

It's Only A Few Nutcases Who Do Art For Themselves, Like Van Gogh.