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If You Describe Things As Better Than They Are, You Are Considered To Be A Romantic; If You Describe Things As Worse Than They Are, You Will Be Called A Realist; And If You Describe Things Exactly As They Are, You Will Be Thought Of As A Satirist.

To Live In The Past Is To Miss Today's Opportunities And Tomorrow's Blessings.

To Lose Is Not Always Failure.

My Function In Life Was To Render Clear What Was Already Blindingly Conspicuous.