The Trick To Any Profession Is Making

There Is No Such Thing As Homophobia. It Is Not A Fear. It Is You Being An Asshole.

You Measure Yourself By The People Who Measure Themselves By You.

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I Joined The Air Force. I Took To It Immediately When I Arrived There. I Did Three Years, Eight Months, And Ten Days In All, But It Took Me A Year And A Half To Get Disabused Of My Romantic Notions About It.

In My Home, Who Is My Boss? If You Ask My Wife She'll Say Certainly Not Her. She Claims That She Can't Make Me Do Anything And So She's Not My Boss. I Am. I'm Pretty Sure, Maybe.