The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives'

Candy Crowley's Hair Is Perfect!!

I Love San Francisco So Much. I Call It The Emerald City And Have Been Coming Here Since 1992. I Have A Few Old Friends That Live Here, And My Aunt And Uncle Live In Oakland. I Think It's A Magical City - It's Big, Sexy And Very 'cosmo' With A Small-town Feel.

I Love Getting Into Restaurants And Getting Free Stuff - That Part Of Fame I Definitely Enjoy!

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

I Would Like A Boyfriend. I'm A Very Happy Person And It Is The Final, Final Piece Of The Puzzle. I'm Looking For That Shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, Fall-in-love Person.