The Thing I Care About Is My

A Tattoo Doesn't Make You Look Like An Individual.

If Someone Does Something Illegal On Twitter - Like Incite Hatred, Or Make Racist Remarks, Or Threaten To Rip Someone's Intestines Out If They Insult Justin Bieber - Then There Has To Be Some Way Of Censuring Them.

I Hate Nassau And The Bahamas. It's One Of Those Places I'd Always Wanted To Visit Since Reading Ian Fleming But It Was Full Of Casinos With Americans In Shorts.

I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

I Once Read Somewhere That, In Any Relationship, The One Who Cares The Least Is The One With All The Power.