The Thing About Stories Is You Have

It Takes A Special Kind Of Person To Fight Back.

I Don't Hold With Paddlin' With The Occult," Said Granny Firmly. "once You Start Paddlin' With The Occult You Start Believing In Spirits, And When You Start Believing In Spirits You Start Believing In Demons, And Then Before You Know Where You Are You're Believing In Gods. And Then You're In Trouble." "but All Them Things Exist," Said Nanny Ogg. "that's No Call To Go Around Believing In Them. It Only Encourages 'em.

Priests Were Metal-reinforced Overshoes. They Saved Your Soles. This Is An Assassin Joke.

Aliens Don't Get Stuck In Air Ducts. It's Practically A Well-known Fact.

I Grow As Many Of Our Vegetables As I Can, Because My Granddad Was A Professional Gardener, And It's In The Blood.