Dietrich Would Never Do That

Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I Just Know What To Do With Them.

Words Can Bruise And Break Hearts, And Minds As Well. There Are No Black And Blue Marks, No Broken Bones To Put In Plaster Casts, And Therefore No Prison Bars For The Offender.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Champagne Makes You Feel Like It's Sunday And Better Days Are Just Around The Corner.

I, Personally, Liked The Legend.