The Surest Way Not To Fail Is

Happiness Is An Exotic Of Celestial Birth.

My Valour Is Certainly Going! - It Is Sneaking Off! - I Feel It Oozing Out As It Were At The Palms Of My Hands!

A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End A Contest Quicker Than Justice, Judge Or Vicar.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

No Scandal About Queen Elizabeth, I Hope?