It Is Because Of His Brain That

The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent Faithful To His Mate-who Is Locked Into The Same Cage.

[footnote:] To Give The Beaver His Due, He Does Things Because He Has To Do Them, Not Because He Believes That Hard Work Per Se Will Somehow Make Him A Better Beaver -- The Beaver May Be Dumb, But He Is Not That Dumb! The Beaver Was Made To Gnaw, And Gnaw He Does. There You Have Him In A Nutshell.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

Young Normal Tigers Do Not Eat People. If Eaten By A Tiger You May Rest Assured He Was Abnormal.

Armadillos Make Affectionate Pets, If You Need Affection That Much.