The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

If I Studied All My Life, I Couldn't Think Up Half The Number Of Funny Things Passed In One Session Of Congress.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.