The Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries!

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are Or What You Look Like, So Long As Somebody Loves You.

If The Good Lord Intended For Us To Walk, He Wouldn't Have Invented Rollar Skates.

I Don't Care If A Reader Hates One Of My Stories, Just As Long As He Finishes The Book.

All Norwegian Children Learn To Swim When They Are Very Young Because If You Can't Swim It Is Difficult To Find A Place To Bathe.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.