I Don't Care If A Reader Hates

The Little Pig Began To Pray But Wolfie Blew His House Away. He Shouted, "bacon, Pork, And Ham! Oh What A Lucky Wolf I Am!" And Though He Ate The Pig Quite Fast, He Carefully Kept The Tail Till Last.

Of Course Not. You Can't Have A Family Hanging Over You Like A Bunch Of Old Dead Goats. No Offense.

A Life Is Made Up Of A Great Number Of Small Incidents, And A Small Number Of Great Ones.

Never Mind About 1066 William The Conqueror, 1087 William The Second. Such Things Are Not Going To Affect One?s Life...but 1932 The Mars Bar And 1936 Maltesers And 1937 The Kit Kat - These Dates Are Milestones In History And Should Be Seared Into The Memory Of Every Child In The Country.

Hooray!" Said The Chief Of The Army. "let's Blow Everyone Up! Bang-bang! Bang-bang!