'the Simpsons' Obviously Is A Huge Success,

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

America's Health Care System Is Second Only To Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, Well ... All Of Europe. But You Can Thank Your Lucky Starts We Don't Live In Paraguay!

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

It's A Funny Show. The Characters Are Surprisingly Likable, Given How Ugly They Are. We've Got This Huge Cast Of Characters That We Can Move Around. And Over The Last Few Seasons, We've Explored Some Of The Secondary Characters' Personal Lives A Bit More.