The Silent Pictures Were The Purest Form

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

This Award Is Meaningful Because It Comes From My Fellow Dealers In Celluloid.

I've Become A Body Of Films, Not A Man, I Am All Those Films.

Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Work Off One's Antagonisms. And If You Haven't Any Antagonisms, The Commercials Will Give You Some.