If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would

The Us Is Safest When Congress Is In Recess.

The Republicans Have A Habit Of Having Three Bad Years And One Good One, And The Good One Always Happens To Be Election Years.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.