The Sharp Employ The Sharp.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.

We Are All Slaves To The Shining Metal.

A Piece Of Simple Goodness--a Letter Gushing From The Heart; A Beautiful Unstudied Vindication Of The Worth And Untiring Sweetness Of Human Nature--a Record Of The Invulnerability Of Man, Armed With High Purpose, Sanctified By Truth.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.

Jewels! It's My Belief That When Woman Was Made, Jewels Were Invented Only To Make Her The More Mischievous.